Yesterday on my way to lunch at Doe’s, I passed one of the homeless guys in that area, with a sign that read “Vote Obama, I need the money.”
Once in Doe’s, my waiter had on a “Obama 08″ tee shirt.
When the bill came, I decided not to tip the waiter and explained [...]

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(Read Round 1 here.)
The Third Email
— On Mon, 10/20/08, David Moore wrote:
From: David Moore
Subject: Re: Quick reminder
To: ***@yahoo.com
Date: Monday, October 20, 2008, 5:27 PM
Thank you for your e-mail. I did read every word of it. It was a long email, I don’t know if you typed it, but if you did I didn’t [...]

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I got an email forwarded to me yesterday which was a brief conservation between two people with a great difference in opinions concerning our presidential election. I asked permission to post this because the response in the second email by Danny Hodges was excellent and right on point.
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I am under 45 years old. I love the outdoors. I hunt. I am a Republican reformer. I have taken on the Republican Party establishment. I have many children. I have a spot on the national ticket as vice president with less than two years in the governor’s [...]

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I’m voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I’m voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
I’m voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys [...]

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Would you eat here?

The Modern Toilet inaugurated in 2004 by owner Wang Tzi-wei drew inspiration for the eatery from a Japanese cartoon featuring restroom images and the toilet themes with menus for food and drinks. The restaurant accommodates 100 seats with each made from toilet bowls. The specialties at the restaurant accompany sink faucets [...]

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Everyone concentrates on the problems we’re having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida. Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It’s a win-win situation.
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The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS [...]

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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter: “Want coffee.”
The waiter says, “Sure, Chief. Coming right up.”
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts [...]

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