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Did you know that coffee and cigarettes actually makes you smarter? I’m serious. Studies show that caffeine increases the speed at which we process sensory information. Therefore, we make faster decisions because we can see and act faster. Nicotine has been shown to boost short-term working memory and executive function. While coffee makes us faster, [...]
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This piggy bank was a wedding gift from–surprise, surprise–a member of the bride’s family. I love it, by the way. Not only is it funny, it’s also true. That’s not to say my wife takes and spends all of our money. It means I willingly give it to her because her financial sense is greater [...]
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As a church pastor, I never took a vow of poverty. There is no biblical commandment requiring me to do so. I never signed any dotted line agreeing to cap my salary. Even so, I’m not interested in bankrupting the church or emptying the treasury into my own pockets. I also have no interest in [...]
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On only a few occasions has my wife had the opportunity to replace the toilet paper roll since we’ve been married. I’m home a lot more than she is and, frankly, I’m in the bathroom more. So, she’s only replaced the roll a few times which seems to have a direct correlation with the number [...]
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I am about to show you one of the greatest innovations in modern technology. It has revolutionized my world. I should get paid for promoting Keurig coffeemakers like I do.
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