An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: “Trink das Wasser nicht. Die Kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.”
Which means:
“Don’t drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.”
The man shouts back: “I am Muslim, I do not understand your gibberish….Speak English, infidel!”
The Amish man calmly says:
“Use two hands, you’ll get more!”
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Having lots of good friends among the Amish people, I truly believe most any one of them could have said this! Love them!