An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.

The Amish man shouts: “Trink das Wasser nicht. Die Kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.”

Which means:

“Don’t drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.”

The man shouts back: “I am Muslim, I do not understand your gibberish….Speak English, infidel!”

The Amish man calmly says:

“Use two hands, you’ll get more!”