Quick Test: Are You a Republican or Democrat?
Are you a Democrat or a Republican?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
Democrat’s Answer
Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor? Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day, and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.
Republican’s Answer:
BANG!
Popularity: 51%
lol. you know, in Canada or France you’d be under arrest right now for ‘hate speech’.
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I’d still say it.
REPUBLICANS rollin!!
The republican blows his head off, then realizes it was an 11 year old dressed up as a terrorist for halloween.
Shoot first and ask questions later
I don’t care who it is. If you run at me with a knife, screaming obscenities, I’m not taking any chances.
yea yall are so stupid..
lol rebulicans all the way
“breuchaud: The republican blows his head off, then realizes it was an 11 year old dressed up as a terrorist for halloween.Shoot first and ask questions later”
WHAT!!!!!
“You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.”
11 year old boys dont run at people with large knives screaming obscenities and praising allah please read what your posting about BEFORE you comment on it.