Jeremy E. Sarber

Hillary Clinton Health Plan

Last joke of the day, folks… The Clinton Health Plan has the: Simplicity of the IRS. Results of rent control. Efficiency of the Post Office. The fringe benefits of higher taxes Management success of national debt. Bureaucracy of the Dept. of Agriculture. Dependency of a weather forecaster.

Race Card Versus Gender Card

The Wisdom of Al Gore

“One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is ‘to be prepared.’” – Vice President Al Gore, 12/6/93 “Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.” – Vice President Al Gore, 11/30/96 “I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.” – Vice [...]

Noah and the Modern-Day Ark

And the Lord spoke to Noah and said, “In six months I’m going to make it rain until the whole Earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed. But I want to save a few good people and two of every kind of living things on the planet. I am ordering [...]

Lucy the Republican

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a liberal Democrat. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were liberal Democrats too. Not really knowing what a liberal Democrat was, but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands flew up into the air. There was, however, one exception. [...]